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Trickstasy…part one..introduction

There was a pandemonium in the prefect Aashik Das’ room. Gangotri’s team had just won the hand eye co-ordination match against Phattu’s team and it was as if they had conquered the world. Gangotri was of the opinion that although having Gumnam No-no-jeet Wallnut and Radha-the-Morphine was an advantage, that would be canceled by the disadvantage of having Peon So-know-all.And Tusker was also in great form from Phattu’s team.Hagsa, a self styled commentator was there, pointing out that if he would have replaced Phattu or Ghanti Patha from their teams, there was none stopping him.Asura Danabendra intervened and called them a bunch of useless morons.

“Hagsa does not get much time to play CS”, said Pillow-case.”He and Go-Wrong are always busy managing the mess that is going on in Trickstasy or else he would have been as great a CS player as Gangotri himself!”, observed Pillow,passing a silent smile at Khatam. Khatam seemed disinterested as he had just come from the hospital where A-meat Patha was admitted, due to heart-ache.

“Anyways, how is A-meat and who is with him now?”, asked the third Patha, Goru Ganju Patha.

“Yesterday the lazy Bablu Carmaker was with him, but today he himself got admitted. So I have sent the pocket dynamo, Door-Knob Jaan to be with them. Cheer-on-Me and Anoop Rhododendron will visitthem in an hour.”, said Khatam , as he silently left the room. Fifty-car and Shabbier Alley were busy cursing each other for not having found the girl of their choice, Shabbier wanting to erase the memories of a disastrous performance by his team led by The-Big-Butt-Dog-A. “You can’t even shoot down an ant, let alone the baby Laltu”, observed The-Big-Butt-Dog-A.

“No need to shoot them .Be it ants or be it elephants, I will eat them up”, said Don Moy (translated to I am Don) Naikia, as he eased himself up in Aashik’s bed. Porky Balia entered the room cursing Phattu’s team’s coordination. Hagsa explained to him how to improve the coordination by giving voice commands like he did.Porky ran away as he could not bear that, and collided on the way with The Nash (translated to the end) Chawal. Undy Khool Ja then called an ambulance to take them to the hospital.Eye-sees , the Nagu too accompanied them.Son-Jeep-Pole was very concerned at their situation. “Both are so bulky, and anyone who collides with The Nash hardly does survive.” All the pandemonium stopped when the news came that Porky was seriously hurt and had receded to a coma.(to be continued)

Trickstasy—part2

Porky was in the ICU and people were really worried as to whether a collision could be so fatal. But they took their first sigh of relief when, four days later, the doctor came and told them that he was out of danger. Katalagena Kangkar Nath, the President of GMIT offered to pay for the expenses from the GMIT Fund of Night Parties. Three Night Parties were left suspended for the speedy recovery of Porky.But, the President promised that when Porky would recover, there would be one Great Party.Hero Indra Bhatt would be the Chief Guest.After all Porky was one of the founding members.

Meanwhile, Porky was shifted to the General Ward of the hospital.

The scene and the smell around the hospital was disgusting. Pillowcase wondered, “I guess people here are kept here so that they think twice before getting ill in Silchar. The overpowering smell of sh** will nauseate you.And you never feel like coming to this hell of a place.”

A-meat Patha lay in the bed beside, his heart ache showed little signs of relief. Khatam was sure that the heart-ache was passed on by A-meat to Bablu. “Poor Bablu, how he loved Nature. How he longed to be in the dense forests of Africa. And see what A-meat has passed on to him. Look at Rhododendron, and how he loved the Vanilla plant, yet he was never admitted to the hospital. These guys are a bit Gorky.

Fifty Car joined in the conversation . “Be positive guys. Look at the great transformation when A-sick Das was renamed Ashik Das due to his heroics. Nothing is impossible, and Bablu, you are the Carmaker. You should build a better car than TATA Safari, that will take you to your Africa.”..(to be continued)

Trickstasy—part3

Bablu Carmaker began making preparations for going to Africa. He was not alone in the task, his roomies Snail-e-Hasish Banky, Door Knob Jaan and pseudo roomie Radha the Morphine ran errands for him. Once , when the car was being prepared, Khatam visited him . Khatam was not satisfied with the process, as it did not have proper facilities for defecating. He was of the opinion that the Car should have air conditioner with Flatulence Removal enabled so that he and Nonojeet Wallnut could travel safely in it. Pillowcase went a step further. He wanted to have the removed gas recycled for alternative fuel.

The road to Africa was full of obstacles .Obstacles like Tsunami. Aam-rickshaw, suggested So-deep-ta was an alternate route.Pillowcase and fifty-car declared loud that, sending Bablu to Africa would be risky. It would be better to bring Africa to Bablu.

Bablu himself was confused. He had spent money and time on the car to Africa. But he believed that the Trickstasy Ideology was not something to be done away with, as the drunken gods of Trickstasy would be furious at the Gustaakhi.Specially he could not invite the fury of God Romanov Smirnoff. So,he agreed to the advice and decided to bring Africa to Trickstasy.That was ominous stuff…(to be continued)

Trickstasy—part3

Bablu Carmaker began making preparations for going to Africa. He was not alone in the task, his roomies Snail-e-Hasish Banky, Door Knob Jaan and pseudo roomie Radha the Morphine ran errands for him. Once , when the car was being prepared, Khatam visited him . Khatam was not satisfied with the process, as it did not have proper facilities for defecating. He was of the opinion that the Car should have air conditioner with Flatulence Removal enabled so that he and Nonojeet Wallnut could travel safely in it. Pillowcase went a step further. He wanted to have the removed gas recycled for alternative fuel.

The road to Africa was full of obstacles .Obstacles like Tsunami. Aam-rickshaw, suggested So-deep-ta was an alternate route.Pillowcase and fifty-car declared loud that, sending Bablu to Africa would be risky. It would be better to bring Africa to Bablu.

Bablu himself was confused. He had spent money and time on the car to Africa. But he believed that the Trickstasy Ideology was not something to be done away with, as the drunken gods of Trickstasy would be furious at the Gustaakhi.Specially he could not invite the fury of God Romanov Smirnoff. So,he agreed to the advice and decided to bring Africa to Trickstasy.That was ominous stuff…(to be continued)

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